This was hilarious!!! And your description of Mr. Hotep was everything! LOL We ALL know someone like him. But you got him all the way together! I'm a vegetarian too and I completely understand the looks whenever I say "I don't eat meat." I may as well have said "I just landed on earth from Pluto" or something...lol. I hope you don't mind if I share this on Facebook with my friends. They will really enjoy this!